| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #93 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 49 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #559 | canteen of wine | 47 |
| #7 | caret | 150 |
| #38 | cheap elven gloves | 55 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #548 | delicious salad | 84 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #100 | dusty Crimbo crate | 83 |
| #982 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #818 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| 🥇 | elven socks | 4,384 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #231 | festive holiday hat | 18 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #91 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 28 |
| #52 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 3 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #782 | gray bow tie | 7 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #92 | irradiated candy cane | 31 |
| #678 | knuckle sandwich | 28 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #174 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #91 | oozenog | 26 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #560 | patent leather shoes | 11 |
| #76 | penguin thesaurus | 65 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #9 | pulsing flesh | 87 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #15 | rigid carapace | 98 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #33 | sea carrot | 50 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #384 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 44 |
| #199 | super salad | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #42 | throbbing rage gland | 6 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #414 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 17 |
| #602 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 12 |
| #446 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #503 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #597 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 12 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Felonia | 9 |
| #585 | tiny plastic G Imp | 12 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 9 |
| #658 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 11 |
| #411 | tiny plastic Hellion | 17 |
| #559 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 13 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #68 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 11 |
| #714 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #494 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 14 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 11 |
| #592 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 12 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #763 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #666 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 11 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #501 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 14 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 9 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #831 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
| #417 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 17 |
| #674 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #424 | tiny plastic beanbat | 16 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #491 | tiny plastic blooper | 14 |
| #591 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 12 |
| #594 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 12 |
| #51 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #505 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 9 |
| #827 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #578 | tiny plastic demoninja | 12 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #60 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 11 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #663 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 11 |
| #825 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 9 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #463 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 15 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #508 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 14 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #359 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 18 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #66 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 11 |
| #631 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 12 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #518 | tiny plastic scary clown | 14 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #636 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #607 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 12 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #592 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 12 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #53 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 11 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #464 | tiny plastic taco cat | 15 |
| #809 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #436 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #386 | tiny plastic warwelf | 17 |
| #467 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 15 |
| #724 | tiny plastic zmobie | 10 |
| #17 | twitching claw | 89 |
| #107 | unstable DNA | 457 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |