| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #74 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #922 | Crimbuck | 785 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #65 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 4 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #78 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #64 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 5 |
| #95 | crystal Crimbo platter | 2 |
| #63 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 3 |
| #176 | disco ball | 333 |
| #100 | disco mask | 666 |
| #78 | fake hand | 286 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #106 | honey-drenched ham slice | 29 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #81 | lost elf luggage | 26 |
| #12 | mafia wedding ring | 2 |
| #62 | mariachi pants | 666 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #109 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 20 |
| #122 | nugget of Crimbonium | 36 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #300 | peppermint tailings | 24 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #22 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #44 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 10 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #587 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #117 | saucepan | 666 |
| #55 | scotch on the rocks | 10 |
| #13 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #135 | stolen accordion | 662 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #96 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #91 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #34 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #114 | turtle totem | 666 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #1232 | unstable DNA | 26 |
| #100 | warehouse key | 9 |