| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #69 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #922 | Crimbuck | 785 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #74 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #63 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 4 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #62 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 5 |
| #92 | crystal Crimbo platter | 2 |
| #61 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 3 |
| #174 | disco ball | 333 |
| #99 | disco mask | 666 |
| #75 | fake hand | 286 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #103 | honey-drenched ham slice | 29 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #81 | lost elf luggage | 26 |
| #12 | mafia wedding ring | 2 |
| #62 | mariachi pants | 666 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #107 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 20 |
| #122 | nugget of Crimbonium | 36 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #298 | peppermint tailings | 24 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #19 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #42 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 10 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #117 | saucepan | 666 |
| #54 | scotch on the rocks | 10 |
| #13 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #134 | stolen accordion | 662 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6968 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7865 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #114 | turtle totem | 666 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #1234 | unstable DNA | 26 |
| #97 | warehouse key | 9 |