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| #36 | Divine | 47 |
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| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #36 | Mae West | 63 |
| #33 | Mon Tiki | 85 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #39 | Neuromancer | 48 |
| #138 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 267 |
| #767 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 4 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
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| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #222 | banana-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #133 | black striped oyster egg | 29 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #321 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #8 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 73 |
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| #564 | communications windchimes | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #788 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #1026 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #152 | cotton candy cone | 2 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
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| #506 | divine can of silly string | 2 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #682 | fancy bath salts | 5 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #33 | gimlet | 34 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #141 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #24 | mandarina colada | 95 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #170 | mauve striped oyster egg | 18 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #849 | orange candy heart | 6 |
| #763 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #859 | pink candy heart | 4 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #103 | plain brown wrapper | 9 |
| #25 | prussian cathouse | 89 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #1389 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #676 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #595 | red snowcone | 6 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #32 | roasted marshmallow | 1,022 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #552 | squashed frog | 13 |
| #27 | tangarita | 53 |
| #21 | teqiwila slammer | 64 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #31 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 23 |
| #29 | vodka stratocaster | 71 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #55 | yellow brick road | 29 |
| #1185 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
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