| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1200 | Daffy Taffy | 16 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #398 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 4 |
| #1628 | Mad Train wine | 2 |
| #2283 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #26 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 3 |
| #190 | Neuromancer | 3 |
| #866 | Ram's Face Lager | 2 |
| #1998 | Rock Pops | 10 |
| #401 | Steal This Candy | 4 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1975 | Yummy Tummy bean | 39 |
| #396 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #179 | battered Crimbo Crate | 75 |
| #617 | bilge wine | 6 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #193 | bottle of Ooze-O | 7 |
| #918 | bottle of gin | 6 |
| #1108 | bottle of rum | 9 |
| #361 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 13 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #220 | bottle of vodka | 110 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #990 | boxed wine | 5 |
| #469 | can of Swiller | 2 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #145 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #125 | cold nuggets | 23 |
| #141 | cold powder | 6 |
| #184 | cold wad | 11 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #592 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 3 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #488 | decaying goldfish liver | 4 |
| #104 | dusty Crimbo crate | 75 |
| #799 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 5 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #718 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 8 |
| #844 | dusty bottle of Port | 4 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #273 | fish-liver oil | 40 |
| #189 | flamin' bindle | 4 |
| #558 | flaming feather | 9 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #694 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #701 | frightful feather | 2 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #726 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #903 | heavy D | 9 |
| #158 | hot nuggets | 15 |
| #171 | hot powder | 7 |
| #347 | hot wad | 5 |
| #923 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #199 | lotion of spookiness | 2 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #403 | martini | 5 |
| #395 | melted Jell-o shot | 2 |
| #1044 | metallic A | 3 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #778 | original G | 15 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #352 | sewer nuggets | 40 |
| #188 | sewer wad | 12 |
| #156 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 34 |
| #134 | shot of orange schnapps | 45 |
| #129 | shot of tomato schnapps | 52 |
| #644 | silver tongue charrrm | 2 |
| #144 | sleaze nuggets | 11 |
| #226 | sleaze powder | 3 |
| #186 | sleaze wad | 13 |
| #630 | spooky mushroom | 72 |
| #209 | spooky nuggets | 8 |
| #275 | spooky powder | 3 |
| #212 | stench nuggets | 8 |
| #157 | stench powder | 7 |
| #269 | stench wad | 12 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #877 | stone of eXtreme power | 6 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #187 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 100 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #2925 | toast | 5 |
| #222 | twinkly nuggets | 63 |
| #207 | twinkly powder | 40 |
| #444 | twinkly wad | 200 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #168 | vodka stratocaster | 3 |
| #144 | wang | 25 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |