| #170 | "DRINK ME" potion | 201 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #149 | BGE pocket calendar | 5 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #633 | CRIMBCO mug | 17 |
| #453 | CRIMBCO wine | 17 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #314 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 18 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #369 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #135 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #220 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 9 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #87 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 12 |
| #354 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #128 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 10 |
| #230 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 9 |
| #115 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 6 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #260 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 8 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #163 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 11 |
| #415 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 5 |
| #345 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 6 |
| #228 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 9 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 7 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #296 | bath ball gift set | 17 |
| #140 | beach glass bead | 53 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #40 | big stirring stick | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #161 | delicious shimmering moth | 5 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #207 | duct tape | 221 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #354 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 33 |
| #723 | f3d0r4 | 3 |
| #209 | facehugging alien | 2 |
| #118 | fetid feather | 96 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #137 | flaming feather | 100 |
| #158 | flirtatious feather | 51 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #543 | floaty sand | 18 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #100 | frightful feather | 122 |
| #109 | frozen feather | 115 |
| #143 | giant cactus quill | 7 |
| #48 | giant candy cane | 13 |
| #109 | glimmering roc feather | 2 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #13 | glittery mascara | 4,418 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1083 | handful of hand chalk | 4 |
| #544 | handful of moss | 2 |
| #452 | handful of sand | 23 |
| #111 | ice-cold six-pack | 157 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #518 | marshmallow | 18 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #234 | motivational poster | 17 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #144 | pog #01 (spider) | 7 |
| #120 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 9 |
| #295 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #204 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 5 |
| #211 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #170 | pog #08 (hellion) | 6 |
| #168 | pog #09 (pirate) | 7 |
| #165 | pog #10 (hobo) | 7 |
| #122 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 9 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #100 | red striped oyster egg | 21 |
| #12 | rusty staff | 1 |
| #41 | savory staff | 1 |
| #48 | shimmering rainbow sand | 12 |
| #133 | shimmering tendrils | 5 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #264 | slow jam collection | 17 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #240 | solid gold pegleg | 18 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #1017 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 41 |
| #1091 | stuffed Meat | 40 |
| #1272 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #590 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #874 | stuffed key | 57 |
| #1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #1076 | stuffed mink | 40 |
| #1138 | stuffed monocle | 38 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2453 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #640 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #1133 | stuffed teddy butler | 38 |
| #1298 | stuffed tin of caviar | 31 |
| #1048 | stuffed treasure chest | 43 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #899 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #804 | tiny house | 100 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2735 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2745 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2057 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4901 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3343 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2729 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2294 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2701 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #839 | valuable trinket | 75 |
| #25 | vampire glitter | 18 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |