| #171 | "DRINK ME" potion | 201 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #148 | BGE pocket calendar | 5 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #632 | CRIMBCO mug | 17 |
| #453 | CRIMBCO wine | 17 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #308 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 18 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #368 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #220 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 9 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #87 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 12 |
| #353 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #127 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 10 |
| #231 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 9 |
| #112 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 6 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #260 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 8 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #163 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 11 |
| #415 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 5 |
| #345 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 6 |
| #228 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 9 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 7 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #295 | bath ball gift set | 17 |
| #140 | beach glass bead | 53 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #40 | big stirring stick | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #161 | delicious shimmering moth | 5 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #207 | duct tape | 221 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #352 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 33 |
| #723 | f3d0r4 | 3 |
| #206 | facehugging alien | 2 |
| #118 | fetid feather | 96 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #137 | flaming feather | 100 |
| #157 | flirtatious feather | 51 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #545 | floaty sand | 18 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #100 | frightful feather | 122 |
| #109 | frozen feather | 115 |
| #142 | giant cactus quill | 7 |
| #48 | giant candy cane | 13 |
| #109 | glimmering roc feather | 2 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #13 | glittery mascara | 4,418 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1079 | handful of hand chalk | 4 |
| #543 | handful of moss | 2 |
| #453 | handful of sand | 23 |
| #111 | ice-cold six-pack | 157 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #517 | marshmallow | 18 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #235 | motivational poster | 17 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #589 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #144 | pog #01 (spider) | 7 |
| #121 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 9 |
| #294 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #205 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 5 |
| #211 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #169 | pog #08 (hellion) | 6 |
| #168 | pog #09 (pirate) | 7 |
| #165 | pog #10 (hobo) | 7 |
| #122 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 9 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #913 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #100 | red striped oyster egg | 21 |
| #12 | rusty staff | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #48 | shimmering rainbow sand | 12 |
| #134 | shimmering tendrils | 5 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #262 | slow jam collection | 17 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #239 | solid gold pegleg | 18 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #1010 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 41 |
| #1086 | stuffed Meat | 40 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #587 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #868 | stuffed key | 57 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #1073 | stuffed mink | 40 |
| #1133 | stuffed monocle | 38 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #639 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #1131 | stuffed teddy butler | 38 |
| #1296 | stuffed tin of caviar | 31 |
| #1047 | stuffed treasure chest | 43 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #902 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #805 | tiny house | 100 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #840 | valuable trinket | 75 |
| #24 | vampire glitter | 18 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |