| #95 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 20 |
| #624 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #161 | banana-frosted king cake | 15 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #573 | canteen of wine | 46 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #889 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #620 | dusty Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #402 | elven limbos gingerbread | 33 |
| #690 | elven moonshine | 13 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #192 | jar of squeeze | 5 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #421 | knuckle sandwich | 56 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #397 | sleeping stocking | 7 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #431 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 37 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| #386 | wolfman mask | 16 |