| #95 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 20 |
| #626 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #161 | banana-frosted king cake | 15 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1177 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #571 | canteen of wine | 46 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #736 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #891 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #620 | dusty Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #401 | elven limbos gingerbread | 33 |
| #689 | elven moonshine | 13 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #192 | jar of squeeze | 5 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #421 | knuckle sandwich | 56 |
| #703 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #397 | sleeping stocking | 7 |
| #639 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #431 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 37 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| #386 | wolfman mask | 16 |