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| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #25 | crumbling rat skull | 44 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #404 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #441 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #29 | smoking talon | 2 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #249 | tomato daiquiri | 6 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #312 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 7 |
| #69 | wine-soaked bone chips | 14 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |