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| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #123 | blue shell | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #88 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #25 | crumbling rat skull | 44 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #236 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #29 | smoking talon | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #250 | tomato daiquiri | 6 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #88 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #313 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 7 |
| #69 | wine-soaked bone chips | 14 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |