| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #326 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #477 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1412 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #43 | crystallized memory | 5 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #296 | elven cellocello | 39 |
| #412 | elven suicide capsule | 33 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #11 | floaty rock | 5 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #683 | fossilized limb | 4 |
| #659 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #466 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #593 | fossilized torso | 4 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #279 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #467 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #289 | irradiated candy cane | 13 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1418 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #658 | mummy costume | 8 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #224 | pair of bolt cutters | 10 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #679 | petrified wood | 10 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
| #787 | pumpkinhead mask | 6 |
| #670 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #777 | spooky bark | 6 |
| #712 | spooky sap | 10 |
| #359 | stuffed scary death orb | 107 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #833 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #315 | unearthed potsherd | 8 |
| #1920 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #426 | volcanic ash | 6 |
| #677 | wolfman mask | 8 |