| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #324 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1414 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #43 | crystallized memory | 5 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #293 | elven cellocello | 39 |
| #411 | elven suicide capsule | 33 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #11 | floaty rock | 5 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #686 | fossilized limb | 4 |
| #662 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #595 | fossilized torso | 4 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #289 | irradiated candy cane | 13 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1419 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #658 | mummy costume | 8 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #224 | pair of bolt cutters | 10 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #680 | petrified wood | 10 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
| #787 | pumpkinhead mask | 6 |
| #668 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #779 | spooky bark | 6 |
| #710 | spooky sap | 10 |
| #351 | stuffed scary death orb | 107 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #313 | unearthed potsherd | 8 |
| #1922 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #426 | volcanic ash | 6 |
| #677 | wolfman mask | 8 |