| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #66 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 81 |
| #118 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 4 |
| #110 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 5 |
| #56 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 97 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #65 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 84 |
| #18 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 128 |
| #55 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 92 |
| #116 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 4 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 101 |
| #65 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 78 |
| #95 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 17 |
| #54 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 88 |
| #105 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 5 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #151 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 3 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1154 | club necklace | 6 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #882 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #235 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 2 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 2 |
| #13 | duct tape dockers | 18 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #315 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #292 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #121 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 4 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #100 | handful of crafty noodles | 5 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1103 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #762 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #206 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #1828 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 15 |
| #1478 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 34 |
| #1296 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 39 |
| #2224 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #1472 | stuffed angry cow | 34 |
| #1284 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1593 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 33 |
| #2411 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #1354 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 38 |
| #2688 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1687 | stuffed hand turkey | 31 |
| #1448 | stuffed key | 22 |
| #1477 | stuffed mind flayer | 35 |
| #1846 | stuffed mink | 15 |
| #1869 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #1580 | stuffed scary death orb | 33 |
| #1392 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1427 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #1414 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1488 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1801 | stuffed teddy butler | 16 |
| #1762 | stuffed tin of caviar | 17 |
| #1584 | stuffed treasure chest | 17 |
| #1839 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |