| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #371 | CRIMBCO scrip | 865 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #293 | Chroner | 131 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #338 | Crimbo Credit | 13 |
| #501 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
| #1654 | Crimbuck | 102 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1050 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #153 | Space Tourist Phaser | 2 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #1148 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #98 | crate of firebombs | 1 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #795 | fudgecule | 320 |
| #148 | half-rotten brain | 6 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #570 | java cookie | 1 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #579 | lollipop stick | 34 |
| #215 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #863 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #547 | petit fortran | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #612 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #346 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #2513 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #924 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |