| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #368 | Ent cider | 20 |
| #392 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 9 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #846 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #497 | felt | 18 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #224 | googly eye | 65 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #127 | kneecapping stick | 130 |
| #198 | length of string | 60 |
| #884 | mafia aria | 17 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #24 | one-winged stab bat | 22 |
| #934 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #912 | scroll of pasta summoning | 7 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #937 | stone of eXtreme power | 5 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #150 | stuffing | 56 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 21 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #764 | tiny plastic angry goat | 23 |
| #690 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #939 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 19 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #428 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 36 |
| #633 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 27 |
| #984 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #721 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #998 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #798 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 22 |
| #590 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 28 |
| #562 | tiny plastic grue | 29 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #386 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 40 |
| #740 | tiny plastic killer bee | 23 |
| #999 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #884 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 20 |
| #676 | tiny plastic mosquito | 25 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #646 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 26 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 19 |
| #610 | tiny plastic star starfish | 27 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #84 | tortoise's blessing | 60 |
| #197 | toy wheel | 44 |
| #902 | useless powder | 59 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |
| #214 | zombie pineal gland | 20 |