| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #386 | Cold Hots candy | 14 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #536 | Daffy Taffy | 55 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #81 | Gummi-DNA | 21 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1211 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 33 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1693 | Rock Pops | 16 |
| #598 | Senior Mints | 7 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #344 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 35 |
| #535 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #963 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 9 |
| #1483 | Yummy Tummy bean | 88 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #264 | abandoned candy | 2 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #103 | badass pie | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #249 | battered Crimbo Crate | 50 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #129 | brick of sand | 16 |
| #583 | brown sugar cane | 2 |
| #385 | candied kobold | 8 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #159 | dusty Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #81 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #1054 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #1048 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #1195 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #877 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #505 | pink pony | 2 |
| #70 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #588 | pixellated candy heart | 20 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #66 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #329 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #960 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #80 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |