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| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
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| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
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| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
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| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
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| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
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| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #2831 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #916 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #1143 | stuffed key | 35 |
| #1034 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3537 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #853 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
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