| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #126 | DUFRESNE Suds | 48 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #5 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 10 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #3362 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #152 | Racisto Ruidoso | 2 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #570 | brine | 33 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #630 | dill | 63 |
| #186 | eldritch effluvium | 148 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #741 | ghost cucumber | 58 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #4483 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #1858 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #220 | oldcake | 2 |
| #166 | ornate picture frame | 12 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #85 | red tulip | 2 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #592 | vinegar | 66 |