| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #213 | BRICKO eye brick | 160 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #43 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 17 |
| π₯ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #102 | Boris's key lime | 6 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #80 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,440 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| π₯ | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #253 | Effermintβ’ tablets | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #269 | FDKOL commendation | 1,956 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| π₯ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| π₯ | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| π₯ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #83 | amber aviator shades | 2 |
| #167 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 4 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #149 | banjo strings | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #324 | bit of clingfilm | 13 |
| π₯ | blank note | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #147 | bubblin' crude | 126 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #165 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #101 | club sandwich | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| π₯ | control crystal | 1 |
| #78 | corned-beef Reuben | 53 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #95 | distention pill | 2 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #571 | empty agua de vida bottle | 225 |
| #389 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 100 |
| #75 | figurine of a charred seal | 33 |
| #268 | figurine of a cold seal | 23 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #174 | figurine of a sleek seal | 14 |
| #154 | figurine of a slippery seal | 11 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #251 | filthy lucre | 130 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #1098 | handful of confetti | 37 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #105 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #115 | left parenthesis | 7 |
| #155 | memory of a C | 8 |
| #31 | memory of a CA base pair | 3 |
| #33 | memory of a CG base pair | 4 |
| #42 | memory of a CT base pair | 2 |
| #184 | memory of a G | 6 |
| #55 | memory of a GT base pair | 2 |
| #141 | memory of a T | 9 |
| #201 | memory of an A | 5 |
| #40 | memory of an AG base pair | 3 |
| #50 | memory of an AT base pair | 3 |
| #93 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 15 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #527 | obsidian dagger | 34 |
| #1091 | old sweatpants | 34 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #39 | paperclip sproinger | 5 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #99 | pixel power cell | 1 |
| #598 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #483 | radium-flavored potato chips | 81 |
| #159 | reflection of a map | 3 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #87 | seal-blubber candle | 62 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #171 | sealhide snare | 2 |
| #177 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #910 | spectre scepter | 35 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #137 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #279 | turtle pheromones | 12 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1334 | useless powder | 14 |
| #396 | wad of cotton | 7 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #475 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 68 |
| #31 | wumpus hair | 54 |