| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #213 | BRICKO eye brick | 160 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #43 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 17 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #103 | Boris's key lime | 6 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1264 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #80 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,440 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #269 | FDKOL commendation | 1,956 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #882 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #538 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1745 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #85 | amber aviator shades | 2 |
| #167 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 4 |
| #141 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #150 | banjo strings | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #323 | bit of clingfilm | 13 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #148 | bubblin' crude | 126 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #166 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #101 | club sandwich | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #79 | corned-beef Reuben | 53 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #98 | distention pill | 2 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #577 | empty agua de vida bottle | 225 |
| #389 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 100 |
| #74 | figurine of a charred seal | 33 |
| #269 | figurine of a cold seal | 23 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #173 | figurine of a sleek seal | 14 |
| #152 | figurine of a slippery seal | 11 |
| #449 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #333 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #251 | filthy lucre | 130 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #243 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #1210 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #1104 | handful of confetti | 37 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #107 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #212 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #116 | left parenthesis | 7 |
| #153 | memory of a C | 8 |
| #32 | memory of a CA base pair | 3 |
| #34 | memory of a CG base pair | 4 |
| #43 | memory of a CT base pair | 2 |
| #184 | memory of a G | 6 |
| #55 | memory of a GT base pair | 2 |
| #138 | memory of a T | 9 |
| #201 | memory of an A | 5 |
| #40 | memory of an AG base pair | 3 |
| #51 | memory of an AT base pair | 3 |
| #93 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 15 |
| #802 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #527 | obsidian dagger | 34 |
| #1101 | old sweatpants | 34 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #39 | paperclip sproinger | 5 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #274 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #102 | pixel power cell | 1 |
| #611 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #483 | radium-flavored potato chips | 81 |
| #161 | reflection of a map | 3 |
| #638 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #86 | seal-blubber candle | 62 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #302 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #173 | sealhide snare | 2 |
| #176 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #917 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #915 | spectre scepter | 35 |
| #1007 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #685 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #140 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #753 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #279 | turtle pheromones | 12 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1333 | useless powder | 14 |
| #397 | wad of cotton | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #475 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 68 |
| #32 | wumpus hair | 54 |