| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #54 | Bram's choker | 3 |
| 🥇 | Brimstone Beret | 26 |
| 🥉 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 5 |
| 🥈 | Brimstone Boxers | 14 |
| 🥇 | Brimstone Bracelet | 13 |
| 🥈 | Brimstone Brooch | 7 |
| 🥉 | Brimstone Bunker | 7 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #28 | DNOTC Box | 9 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #19 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 11 |
| #23 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #196 | Freddy Kruegerand | 11 |
| #146 | Friendliness Beverage | 45 |
| 🥉 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 4 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #82 | Instant Karma | 139 |
| #297 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #27 | Pain Dip | 71 |
| #93 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 7 |
| #119 | Psychotic Train wine | 3 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1051 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #110 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 7 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #32 | Stephen's lab coat | 16 |
| #51 | Stephen's secret formula | 6 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #705 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 4 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #340 | Typical Tavern swill | 12 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #609 | antique record album | 3 |
| #56 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #80 | attorney's badge | 16 |
| #499 | badass belt | 91 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #200 | brigand brittle | 7 |
| #170 | bubblin' crude | 99 |
| 🥉 | burnt flower | 7,080 |
| #55 | chicle de salchicha | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #235 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 2 |
| #226 | discocktail | 12 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #43 | eye of newt | 485 |
| #733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
| #785 | fat stacks of cash | 6 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #359 | ghost of a necklace | 6 |
| #111 | giant gym membership card | 6 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #38 | ham steak | 5 |
| #805 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #1249 | hobo nickel | 2 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #172 | imp air | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #251 | loadstone | 2 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #205 | pie man was not meant to eat | 10 |
| #203 | popsicle stick | 6 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #697 | pumpkinhead mask | 8 |
| #415 | quantum taco | 30 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #59 | salamander spleen | 347 |
| #33 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #96 | smiling rat | 3 |
| 🥈 | smoldering box | 42 |
| #153 | smut orc keepsake box | 3 |
| #201 | space junk | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #111 | sphygmomanometer | 3 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #152 | squashed frog | 146 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #467 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 33 |
| #153 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #77 | tongue depressor | 3 |
| #140 | tonic djinn | 2 |
| #81 | wand of pigification | 11 |
| #63 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 93 |
| 🥈 | warbear goggles | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear plain ushanka | 2 |