Shishogan

RankItemQuantity
#774'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#171Asleep in the Cemetery8
#89Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook8
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#119Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#176Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#60Elron's Explosive Etude2
#213Frosty's carrot1
#263Frosty's frosty mug6
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#97Hodgman's blanket13
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#21Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times3
#44Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics2
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#28Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top3
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#65Hodgman's lucky sock1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#384Iron Beta of Industry21
#516Kissin' Cousins2
#79Let Me Be!11
#387Maxing, Relaxing3
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#383Nickel Gamma of Frugality17
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#232Ol' Scratch's salad fork6
#94Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#105Oscus's garbage can lid1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#573Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip3
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump2
#447Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking3
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#489Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap4
#153Pokëmann figurine: Moog5
#288Pokëmann figurine: Nothing5
#349Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu6
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#667Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf2
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#472Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite4
#322Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth6
#67Prelude of Precision2
#212Ralph IX cognac1
#357Sensual Massage for Creeps4
#471Sinful Desires1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#21Staff of the Black Kettle5
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#9Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern8
#33Staff of the Short Order Cook2
#32Staff of the Teapot Tempest2
#16Staff of the Walk-In Freezer2
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#627Summer Nights2
#137The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#129Thwaitgold bookworm statuette6
#316Travels with Jerry4
#12Uncle Hobo's epic beard2
#8Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves2
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#204Wand of Oscus1
#1150Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#660Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#189Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥉baneful bandolier3
#28battered old top-hat1
#643bed of coals1
#7459box of sunshine1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#99comfy coffin9
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#443cup of infinite pencils2
#1207empty agua de vida bottle3
#657enchanted leopard-print barbell10
#746extra-greasy slider1
#296filth-encrusted futon3
#1193filthy lucre16
#498flamin' bindle1
#117freezin' bindle5
#151frigid air mattress5
#374frozen banquet5
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#67hardened slime belt2
#149hardened slime hat1
#142hardened slime pants1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#19hobo dungarees1
#27hobo stogie1
#171jar of fermented pickle juice13
#301jar of squeeze3
#251lewd playing card10
#20mostly rat-hide leggings1
#31old patched suit-pants1
#28old soft shoes1
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#144raffle prize box2
#25rope with some soap on it1
#32shapeless wide-brimmed hat1
#145sleazy bindle5
#128slime-soaked hypophysis2
#204slime-soaked sweat gland1
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#133spooky bindle7
#278spooky staff1
#93stained mattress9
#131stinkin' bindle5
#1564stuffed Baron von Ratsworth21
#4508stuffed Cheshire bitten8
#8945stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#2009stuffed Meat12
#6400stuffed astral badger4
#4897stuffed baby gravy fairy7
#6182stuffed cocoabo4
#5808stuffed flaming gravy fairy5
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#7026stuffed hand turkey3
#1241stuffed key30
#6292stuffed mind flayer4
#1849stuffed mink15
#1921stuffed monocle14
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#8965stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#7684stuffed snowy owl2
#6335stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#6929stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#1904stuffed teddy butler14
#2030stuffed tin of caviar12
#1243stuffed treasure chest30
#7020stuffed undead elbow macaroni3
#353tin cup of mulligan stew3
#51tiny bindle1
#392voodoo snuff3
🥇wand of fudge control1
#285white balloon20
#255wrench bracelet14

Wow, that's 650 items total!

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