| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #363 | BGE shotglass | 19 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #716 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #639 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 14 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #945 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1199 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1755 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1458 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1163 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1175 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #978 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #626 | knuckle sandwich | 31 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1217 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1024 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #844 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2678 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #267 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2303 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |