| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #363 | BGE shotglass | 19 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #716 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #639 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 14 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2150 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1199 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1458 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #626 | knuckle sandwich | 31 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1216 | paperclip | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2678 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4024 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #267 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1156 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2303 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |