| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #331 | bone chips | 45 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #244 | filthy lucre | 133 |
| #145 | fossilized baboon skull | 5 |
| #137 | fossilized bat skull | 5 |
| #395 | fossilized limb | 19 |
| #143 | fossilized serpent skull | 6 |
| #281 | fossilized spike | 15 |
| #197 | fossilized spine | 10 |
| #324 | fossilized torso | 15 |
| #305 | fossilized wing | 11 |
| #197 | fossilized wyrm skull | 4 |
| #3055 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #24 | pottery yo-yo | 2 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #365 | unearthed potsherd | 5 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #371 | volcanic ash | 9 |