| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3372 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1412 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3419 | badass belt | 12 |
| #579 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #350 | figurine of a charred seal | 9 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2931 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4919 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4575 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #275 | worthless gewgaw | 21 |
| #422 | worthless knick-knack | 13 |
| #437 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |