| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1416 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1721 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3416 | badass belt | 12 |
| #577 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1518 | duct tape | 8 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #348 | figurine of a charred seal | 9 |
| #950 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2934 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1604 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1977 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4583 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3471 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3386 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #279 | worthless gewgaw | 21 |
| #425 | worthless knick-knack | 13 |
| #439 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |