| #369 | Angry Farmer candy | 296 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbo pie | 31 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #41 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 45 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #210 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 395 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #34 | Miniborg laser | 14 |
| #72 | Miniborg stomper | 7 |
| #109 | Miniborg strangler | 5 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #466 | awful poetry journal | 199 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #3980 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #87 | brick | 403 |
| #35 | brick of sand | 52 |
| #287 | bunch of bananas | 16 |
| #671 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #165 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #452 | delicious salad | 111 |
| #24 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #530 | disturbing fanfic | 171 |
| #195 | divine blowout | 108 |
| #204 | divine can of silly string | 105 |
| #275 | divine champagne flute | 26 |
| #233 | divine champagne popper | 24 |
| #175 | divine cracker | 54 |
| #172 | divine noisemaker | 156 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #133 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 29 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #227 | furry fur | 629 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1800 | golden ring | 39 |
| #360 | heavy D | 182 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #107 | lotion of coldness | 10 |
| #112 | lotion of hotness | 10 |
| #109 | lotion of sleaziness | 10 |
| #105 | lotion of spookiness | 10 |
| #102 | lotion of stench | 10 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #268 | original G | 398 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #70 | philter of phorce | 45 |
| #226 | plot hole | 902 |
| #213 | probability potion | 405 |
| #310 | procrastination potion | 205 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #140 | really really sticky spider web | 2 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #430 | robotronic egg | 60 |
| #2158 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #421 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #446 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #404 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #397 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #285 | stick of dynamite | 7 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #292 | strange shiny disc | 16 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4307 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2682 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3048 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | tattered scrap of paper | 300 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #101 | tomato juice of powerful power | 45 |
| #97 | twinkly wad | 6,500 |
| #1614 | unstable laser battery | 34 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #108 | yellow brick road | 12 |
| #363 | yeti fur | 472 |