| #368 | Angry Farmer candy | 296 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #114 | Crimbo pie | 31 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #41 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 45 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #210 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 395 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #34 | Miniborg laser | 14 |
| #72 | Miniborg stomper | 7 |
| #109 | Miniborg strangler | 5 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #466 | awful poetry journal | 199 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #211 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #3978 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #85 | brick | 403 |
| #35 | brick of sand | 52 |
| #287 | bunch of bananas | 16 |
| #669 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #453 | delicious salad | 111 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #530 | disturbing fanfic | 171 |
| #194 | divine blowout | 108 |
| #202 | divine can of silly string | 105 |
| #274 | divine champagne flute | 26 |
| #233 | divine champagne popper | 24 |
| #175 | divine cracker | 54 |
| #171 | divine noisemaker | 156 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #134 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 29 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #227 | furry fur | 629 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #79 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #360 | heavy D | 182 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #107 | lotion of coldness | 10 |
| #112 | lotion of hotness | 10 |
| #109 | lotion of sleaziness | 10 |
| #105 | lotion of spookiness | 10 |
| #102 | lotion of stench | 10 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #268 | original G | 398 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #70 | philter of phorce | 45 |
| #226 | plot hole | 902 |
| #213 | probability potion | 405 |
| #310 | procrastination potion | 205 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #139 | really really sticky spider web | 2 |
| #135 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #430 | robotronic egg | 60 |
| #2159 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #284 | stick of dynamite | 7 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #292 | strange shiny disc | 16 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3977 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2675 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | tattered scrap of paper | 300 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #101 | tomato juice of powerful power | 45 |
| #96 | twinkly wad | 6,500 |
| #1615 | unstable laser battery | 34 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #107 | yellow brick road | 12 |
| #362 | yeti fur | 472 |