| #370 | Angry Farmer candy | 296 |
| #1058 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #116 | Crimbo pie | 31 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #41 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 45 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #210 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 395 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #34 | Miniborg laser | 14 |
| #72 | Miniborg stomper | 7 |
| #109 | Miniborg strangler | 5 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #465 | awful poetry journal | 199 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #3984 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #87 | brick | 403 |
| #35 | brick of sand | 52 |
| #287 | bunch of bananas | 16 |
| #672 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #169 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #452 | delicious salad | 111 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #530 | disturbing fanfic | 171 |
| #195 | divine blowout | 108 |
| #204 | divine can of silly string | 105 |
| #275 | divine champagne flute | 26 |
| #233 | divine champagne popper | 24 |
| #175 | divine cracker | 54 |
| #172 | divine noisemaker | 156 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #133 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 29 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #227 | furry fur | 629 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1799 | golden ring | 39 |
| #360 | heavy D | 182 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #107 | lotion of coldness | 10 |
| #112 | lotion of hotness | 10 |
| #109 | lotion of sleaziness | 10 |
| #105 | lotion of spookiness | 10 |
| #102 | lotion of stench | 10 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1323 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #268 | original G | 398 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #70 | philter of phorce | 45 |
| #226 | plot hole | 902 |
| #213 | probability potion | 405 |
| #309 | procrastination potion | 205 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #141 | really really sticky spider web | 2 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #431 | robotronic egg | 60 |
| #2159 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #399 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #285 | stick of dynamite | 7 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #292 | strange shiny disc | 16 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3987 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3917 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4308 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3954 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2684 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3049 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #7020 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | tattered scrap of paper | 300 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2774 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #101 | tomato juice of powerful power | 45 |
| #97 | twinkly wad | 6,500 |
| #1614 | unstable laser battery | 34 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #108 | yellow brick road | 12 |
| #364 | yeti fur | 472 |