| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #256 | cold seal sweat | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #235 | foetid seal tear | 11 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #310 | old sweatpants | 239 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #2294 | sawblade fragment | 12 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2122 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |