| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #876 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #319 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #147 | Elmley shades | 8 |
| #305 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #729 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #540 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #1025 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #595 | corpsedriver | 8 |
| #699 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #206 | cruelty-free wine | 13 |
| #354 | displaced fish | 10 |
| #635 | drum machine | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #1438 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #78 | fake plastic grass | 22 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #321 | frigid ninja stars | 121 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #87 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1633 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #236 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #590 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 25 |
| #358 | portable corkscrew | 19 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #761 | roll of toilet paper | 80 |
| #618 | rubber emo roe | 51 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #968 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #913 | string of green beads | 13 |
| #911 | string of red beads | 13 |
| #171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
| #523 | t8r tots | 7 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #424 | vampire collar | 3 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #460 | wool hat | 2 |
| #344 | worn tophat | 3 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #608 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |