| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #439 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 5 |
| #432 | Bulky Buddy Box | 7 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #863 | black-and-blue light | 2 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #266 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 5 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #538 | box | 14 |
| #1471 | brick | 12 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #13 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 104 |
| #1549 | chaos butterfly | 3 |
| #274 | cheap cigar butt | 6 |
| #32 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 49 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #277 | defective skull | 87 |
| #1083 | delicious salad | 12 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #543 | disassembled clover | 85 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #458 | dusty Crimbo crate | 24 |
| #506 | fake blood | 2 |
| #147 | fake fake vomit | 191 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #747 | foam dart | 4 |
| #6 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 379 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #463 | heart-shaped balloon | 12 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #665 | lemon | 27 |
| #267 | llama lama gong | 7 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #666 | personal massager | 3 |
| #820 | personalized coffee mug | 11 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #184 | rhesus monkey | 4 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1120 | roasted marshmallow | 9 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #819 | stone of eXtreme power | 7 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #576 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #115 | stuffed ninja snowman | 78 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #871 | teddy borg | 8 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #455 | whoopie cushion | 72 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #505 | yellow candy heart | 50 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |