| #447 | BURT | 33 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #180 | Cosmic Calorie | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #472 | FDKOL commendation | 303 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #1004 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #549 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #1071 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 99 |
| #1395 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #116 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #456 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #799 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #24 | caustic slime nodule | 18 |
| #15 | cheap sunglasses | 2,076 |
| #534 | designer handbag | 5 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #585 | empty agua de vida bottle | 214 |
| #129 | festive sausage | 20 |
| #505 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #451 | grue egg | 57 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1106 | hobo nickel | 11 |
| #120 | holiday cheese log | 20 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #696 | old sweatpants | 87 |
| #233 | personalized coffee mug | 306 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #64 | psychoanalytic jar | 10 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #217 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #186 | sack lunch | 45 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #282 | spectre scepter | 108 |
| #450 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #1143 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1369 | toast | 314 |
| #165 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 55 |