| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #523 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #1323 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #279 | bag of Cheat-Os | 36 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #28 | battered hubcap | 32 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #949 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #27 | floorboard cruft | 65 |
| #240 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #93 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 25 |
| #2227 | killing feather | 10 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #91 | piece of wedding cake | 120 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2268 | sawblade fragment | 14 |
| #328 | sawblade shield | 9 |
| #152 | shiny hood ornament | 8 |
| #217 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 42 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #89 | spark plug earring | 9 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #18 | vorpal blade | 2,204 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #167 | woven baling wire bracelets | 6 |
| #271 | wrench bracelet | 13 |