| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #525 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #1327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #279 | bag of Cheat-Os | 36 |
| #995 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #28 | battered hubcap | 32 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #949 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #26 | floorboard cruft | 65 |
| #240 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #93 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 25 |
| #2226 | killing feather | 10 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1038 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #91 | piece of wedding cake | 120 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2268 | sawblade fragment | 14 |
| #326 | sawblade shield | 9 |
| #153 | shiny hood ornament | 8 |
| #218 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 42 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #89 | spark plug earring | 9 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2804 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #18 | vorpal blade | 2,204 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #166 | woven baling wire bracelets | 6 |
| #270 | wrench bracelet | 13 |