| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #355 | borg sock monkey | 5 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #452 | chef's hat | 16 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #27 | cyborg doll | 56 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1580 | duct tape | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #205 | iGoogly | 131 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #611 | killing feather | 55 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #166 | monomolecular yo-yo | 411 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #512 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #487 | robotronic egg | 55 |
| #606 | rogue swarmer | 68 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #277 | salty slug | 5 |
| #750 | sawblade fragment | 57 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #355 | stuffed gray blob | 127 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #424 | theoretical string | 34 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #516 | unstable laser battery | 62 |
| #1688 | useless powder | 4 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #308 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #54 | worthless gewgaw | 500 |
| #52 | worthless knick-knack | 500 |
| #54 | worthless trinket | 500 |