| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #354 | borg sock monkey | 5 |
| #5528 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #450 | chef's hat | 16 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #26 | cyborg doll | 56 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1581 | duct tape | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #205 | iGoogly | 131 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #611 | killing feather | 55 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #166 | monomolecular yo-yo | 411 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #514 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #488 | robotronic egg | 55 |
| #607 | rogue swarmer | 68 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #278 | salty slug | 5 |
| #750 | sawblade fragment | 57 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #4263 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #355 | stuffed gray blob | 127 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3755 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #424 | theoretical string | 34 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #517 | unstable laser battery | 62 |
| #1688 | useless powder | 4 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #307 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #57 | worthless gewgaw | 500 |
| #57 | worthless knick-knack | 500 |
| #60 | worthless trinket | 500 |