| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #174 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #216 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 8 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #339 | black snake skin | 15 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #3446 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #1934 | brick | 5 |
| #219 | brick of sand | 8 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
| #36 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #788 | delicious salad | 35 |
| #952 | dollhive | 5 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #476 | golden ring | 46 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #44 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #1076 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #17 | tiny costume wardrobe | 3 |
| #380 | unstable laser battery | 70 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #348 | white snake skin | 29 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |