| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1463 | Mad Train wine | 5 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #656 | fine wine | 3 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |