| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1466 | Mad Train wine | 5 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #658 | fine wine | 3 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #40 | savory staff | 1 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |