| #72 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1561 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #30 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 3 |
| #12 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 2 |
| #324 | Corpse Island iced tea | 16 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 2 |
| #23 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 3 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #89 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 4 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 7 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #18 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 4 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #371 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #76 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 3 |
| #222 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 2 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #113 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 4 |
| #224 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 3 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #14 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 7 |
| #34 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 5 |
| #42 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #43 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #32 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 2 |
| #38 | Elf Guard honor present | 8 |
| #13 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 9 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #24 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 4 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #171 | Frosty's frosty mug | 10 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #20 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #32 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥉 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #202 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 7 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #26 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #21 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #50 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #25 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 4 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #14 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 4 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥉 | baby camelCalf | 3 |
| #57 | baby chest mimic | 2 |
| #46 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #9 | bag of Iunion stones | 2 |
| #16 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 2 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #43 | book of facts | 3 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #1544 | box of sunshine | 112 |
| #44 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #92 | bungle in the jungle | 15 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #36 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #251 | corpse on the beach | 20 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #304 | corpsedriver | 16 |
| #249 | corpsetini | 20 |
| #31 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #33 | cursed monkey glove | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #19 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 2 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #50 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #20 | disassembled clover | 7,777 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #1081 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #54 | epic wad | 13 |
| #425 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #25 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #137 | frozen banquet | 15 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #19 | gingerbeard | 1 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #317 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #31 | gunwale | 1 |
| #1988 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #46 | in-the-box spring shoes | 2 |
| #157 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 14 |
| #192 | jar of squeeze | 5 |
| #139 | kamicorpse-ee | 2 |
| #36 | karma shawarma | 11 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #41 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #30 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #18 | numberwang | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #19 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 2 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #43 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #7 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 3 |
| #12 | packaged backup camera | 2 |
| #33 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 2 |
| #14 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 2 |
| #5 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 3 |
| #35 | packaged model train set | 2 |
| 🥈 | paraffin palazzos | 2 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #4 | paraffin pith helmet | 2 |
| 🥈 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 2 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #65 | pet anchor | 3 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #7 | punching mirror | 6 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #44 | roll of toilet paper | 2,174 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #14 | shortest-order cook | 2 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #11 | sinistral homunculus | 2 |
| #77 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #7 | slime-covered speargun | 2 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #263 | spectral pickle | 60 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #2909 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #4566 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4575 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2498 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #786 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 27 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2823 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2466 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #2933 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #188 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 6 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #439 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 36 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #464 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 10 |
| #832 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 9 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #45 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 56 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #15 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 2 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #17 | whalegun | 3 |
| #50 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |