| #571 | 1-ball | 7 |
| #426 | 2-ball | 10 |
| #406 | 3-ball | 11 |
| #595 | 4-ball | 6 |
| #397 | 5-ball | 11 |
| #373 | 6-ball | 12 |
| #486 | 7-ball | 9 |
| #576 | 8-ball | 35 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5527 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #804 | canteen of wine | 26 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1266 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1812 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2029 | golden ring | 37 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #510 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1185 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #842 | knuckle sandwich | 18 |
| #2640 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #689 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1044 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1759 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #613 | patent leather shoes | 10 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1286 | unstable DNA | 24 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |