| #574 | 1-ball | 7 |
| #429 | 2-ball | 10 |
| #409 | 3-ball | 11 |
| #599 | 4-ball | 6 |
| #401 | 5-ball | 11 |
| #377 | 6-ball | 12 |
| #489 | 7-ball | 9 |
| #580 | 8-ball | 35 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5528 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #803 | canteen of wine | 26 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1812 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2028 | golden ring | 37 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #510 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1188 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #842 | knuckle sandwich | 18 |
| #2638 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1044 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #941 | orange | 1 |
| #1757 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #613 | patent leather shoes | 10 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #2486 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1285 | unstable DNA | 24 |
| #550 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |