Caboose

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#394668 scroll1
#11167-ball2
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#1867Imp Ale1
#945Summer Nights1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#335abandoned candy1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#101acceptable bagel1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#821adder bladder1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#671ancient protein powder1
#533ancient spice1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#631ant agonist1
#270ant hoe1
#255ant pick1
#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#1061anticheese1
#897antique helmet1
#1849baby killer bee1
#1029balloon monkey1
#2128barrrnacle1
#589black & tan1
#634black pudding1
#1329bottle of gin1
#266bottle of realpagne1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
#740bubbly potion4
#550cloudy potion11
#1224cocoa egg1
#716comfy coffin1
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#1468corpse on the beach2
#1424corpsedriver2
#1465corpsetini2
#570cream stout1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#385cursed bottle of black-label rum2
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#615deadly lampshade1
#1263dense meat stack1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#516ducha de oro1
#498dusty bottle of Marsala21
#647dusty bottle of Merlot11
#549dusty bottle of Muscat16
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#531fizzy potion11
#1909green beer1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#529ocean motion1
#807party hat1
#454rockin' wagon1
#494roll in the hay1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#425smoky potion24
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#554spooky bindle1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#970tattered paper crown1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#466vodka martini1
#792white Canadian1
#1104white lightning1

Wow, that's 283 items total!

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