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| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
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| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
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| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
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| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
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| #647 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 11 |
| #549 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 16 |
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| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #531 | fizzy potion | 11 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
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| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
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| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
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| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
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| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |