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| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
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| #102 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
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| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
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| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
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| #550 | cloudy potion | 11 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #384 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #496 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 21 |
| #645 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 11 |
| #547 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 16 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #530 | fizzy potion | 11 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
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| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
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| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |