| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #14 | 18-picohertz resonator crystal | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #18 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #86 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #21 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #51 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #90 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 1 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #105 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #95 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #9 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #89 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #81 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #121 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #44 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #15 | Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) | 1 |
| #19 | Rad-Pro (1 oz.) | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| 🥇 | Schrödinger's thermos | 22,222 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #17 | Shrieking Weasel holo-record | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #95 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #64 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #14 | X-32-F snowman crate | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #128 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #28 | anise-flavored venom | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #124 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #85 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #101 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #55 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
| #6 | blown-out speaker cone | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of extra-strength melodramamine | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #32 | can of cherry-flavored sterno | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #23 | chocolate-stained collar | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #55 | clock-cleaning hammer | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #179 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #180 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #14 | exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton | 1 |
| #48 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #60 | experimental serum P-00 | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #109 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #42 | fancy calligraphy pen | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #46 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #35 | folder (D-Team) | 1 |
| #17 | french-fry grabber | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #184 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #121 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #83 | fudgecule | 32,928 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #255 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #91 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #34 | green-iced sweet roll | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #213 | half of a gold tooth | 2 |
| #47 | half-digested coal | 1 |
| #26 | half-height unicycle | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #102 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #6 | intact medium-wave antenna | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #72 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #199 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 10 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #72 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #69 | mid-level medieval mead | 1 |
| #23 | mini-marshmallow dispenser | 1 |
| #150 | mini-martini | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #163 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #106 | oil-filled donut | 1 |
| #92 | old school beer pull tab | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #8 | overloaded short-pulse transistor | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #7 | patent antipsychotics | 1,337 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #67 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #11 | philosopher's scone | 1,575 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #68 | pink-belly slapper | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #30 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
| #32 | plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #11 | quantum taco | 2,222 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #69 | red-hot jawbreaker | 2 |
| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #45 | regular-size brogurt | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #20 | rinky-dink sixgun | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #18 | self-dribbling basketball | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #304 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #66 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #45 | spidercow eye-cluster | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #26 | stuffing fluffer | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #131 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #42 | super-size brogurt | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #49 | third-hand lantern | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #107 | tofu stir-fry | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #23 | turkey blaster | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #70 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #108 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |