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| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
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| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #128 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,055 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #329 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #407 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 29 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #470 | ammonite fossil | 9 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #695 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #355 | borg sock monkey | 5 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #345 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1153 | fudgecule | 28 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #494 | gator skin | 5 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2231 | golden ring | 28 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #959 | hobo nickel | 47 |
| #740 | iGoogly | 19 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #898 | monomolecular yo-yo | 32 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #24 | propeller beanie | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1743 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #384 | sucker scaffold | 23 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #314 | wind-up meatcar | 38 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |