| #522 | "DRINK ME" potion | 5 |
| #115 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 56 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 7 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #49 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 121 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #71 | antique nutcracker figurine | 5 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #650 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #246 | figurine of a slippery seal | 7 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #416 | hellseal whisker | 23 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #45 | moist Crimbo spices | 277 |
| #103 | peppermint eel sauce | 111 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #34 | runny icing | 368 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #294 | salamander spleen | 36 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #33 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 292 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #314 | squashed frog | 44 |
| #353 | squirming egg sac | 31 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2334 | toast | 46 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1357 | valuable trinket | 24 |
| #490 | warbear whosit | 58 |