| #760 | Amulet of Yendor | 19 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #236 | Bonerdagon necklace | 44 |
| #302 | Boss Bat britches | 44 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #552 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1215 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #107 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 50 |
| #343 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 198 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #548 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 4 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #150 | Wand of Nagamar | 39 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #467 | astral mushroom | 17 |
| #95 | baconstone bracelet | 9 |
| #1252 | badass belt | 44 |
| #789 | bag of airline peanuts | 34 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #321 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #199 | bottle of rum | 392 |
| #5526 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #816 | clown hammer | 29 |
| #1033 | coconut shell | 4 |
| #740 | defective skull | 23 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #994 | dry noodles | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #788 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #943 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 21 |
| #1010 | fake fake vomit | 22 |
| #729 | fake hand | 32 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #696 | glass of goat's milk | 4 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #269 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #1290 | grue egg | 20 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #643 | jazz soap | 43 |
| #924 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #976 | little paper umbrella | 7 |
| #856 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 28 |
| #1016 | magical ice cubes | 4 |
| #500 | magical mystery juice | 7 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #704 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 30 |
| #692 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 41 |
| #197 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #366 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #780 | radium-flavored potato chips | 18 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #793 | rubber emo roe | 35 |
| #21 | rum and cola | 182 |
| #766 | scrumptious reagent | 14 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #45 | soda water | 265 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #750 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5335 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #467 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 20 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #136 | tonic water | 10 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #252 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 22 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #857 | whoopie cushion | 32 |
| #751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 38 |
| #723 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 18 |
| #928 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #862 | yellow snowcone | 35 |