| #761 | Amulet of Yendor | 19 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #233 | Bonerdagon necklace | 44 |
| #306 | Boss Bat britches | 44 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #554 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1218 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #107 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 50 |
| #343 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 198 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #545 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 4 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #1295 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #150 | Wand of Nagamar | 39 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #467 | astral mushroom | 17 |
| #94 | baconstone bracelet | 9 |
| #1254 | badass belt | 44 |
| #787 | bag of airline peanuts | 34 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #320 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #198 | bottle of rum | 392 |
| #5534 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #815 | clown hammer | 29 |
| #1044 | coconut shell | 4 |
| #737 | defective skull | 23 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1006 | dry noodles | 3 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #790 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #942 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 21 |
| #1007 | fake fake vomit | 22 |
| #728 | fake hand | 32 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #323 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #697 | glass of goat's milk | 4 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #268 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #1293 | grue egg | 20 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #645 | jazz soap | 43 |
| #924 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #986 | little paper umbrella | 7 |
| #855 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 28 |
| #1026 | magical ice cubes | 4 |
| #501 | magical mystery juice | 7 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #702 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 30 |
| #690 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 41 |
| #196 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #365 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #783 | radium-flavored potato chips | 18 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #796 | rubber emo roe | 35 |
| #22 | rum and cola | 182 |
| #767 | scrumptious reagent | 14 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #48 | soda water | 265 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1488 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #749 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #799 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #642 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #509 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #571 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6981 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5355 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7883 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6334 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7827 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5354 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6335 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #466 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 20 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #136 | tonic water | 10 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1888 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #254 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 22 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #855 | whoopie cushion | 32 |
| #754 | wind-up chattering teeth | 38 |
| #725 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 18 |
| #926 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #860 | yellow snowcone | 35 |