| #912 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #756 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1225 | 8-ball | 8 |
| #955 | Angry Farmer candy | 40 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #518 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 10 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1338 | Daffy Taffy | 12 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #724 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 4 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #691 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 6 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #784 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #2452 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2431 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #1319 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 10 |
| #1856 | Yummy Tummy bean | 49 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #656 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #283 | chrome staff | 2 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #1254 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #517 | handful of sand | 15 |
| #721 | iGoogly | 20 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1863 | killing feather | 23 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1047 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1204 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #1194 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #528 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1109 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #2158 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #883 | roll of toilet paper | 59 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #498 | synthetic stuffing | 13 |
| #884 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #533 | theoretical string | 24 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #543 | toy hoverpad | 23 |
| #2030 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #510 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #1035 | yeti fur | 25 |