| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #33 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #604 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 9 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #208 | baggie of powdered sugar | 128 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #368 | banana-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #292 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #521 | dry noodles | 100 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #93 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 611 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #117 | filthy lucre | 200 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| 🥇 | headhunter necktie | 3,484 |
| #74 | headless sparrow | 34 |
| #838 | hobo nickel | 100 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #39 | lint | 250 |
| #95 | mangled squirrel | 26 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #249 | mugcake | 11 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #16 | plush alielf | 2 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #99 | radium-flavored potato chips | 648 |
| #90 | rat carcass | 26 |
| #160 | red balloon | 2 |
| #28 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 42 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #13 | slime convention swag bag | 74 |
| #7 | software glitch | 56 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #32 | stuffed pocketwatch | 11 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6,514 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8,072 |
| #19 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 614 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #10 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 84 |
| #87 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 631 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |