| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #3881 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #109 | crappy brain | 65 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #158 | decent brain | 30 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #207 | good brain | 105 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1124 | loose teeth | 7 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2208 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |