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| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
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| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
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| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #308 | LED block | 4 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #932 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1538 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #59 | battered hubcap | 12 |
| #267 | beer helmet | 15 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #172 | black sword | 20 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #76 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #284 | filthy lucre | 120 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #531 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3299 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7816 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #389 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |