| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #405 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #90 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2,851 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #105 | battered Crimbo Crate | 149 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #453 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #230 | burst hellseal brain | 31 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #466 | empty agua de vida bottle | 367 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #2412 | golden ring | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #454 | ten-leaf clover | 26 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #216 | torn hellseal sinew | 28 |
| #2414 | unstable laser battery | 15 |