| #71 | 1.21 jigawatts | 2 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #102 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 20 |
| #138 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #624 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #195 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 13 |
| #162 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 13 |
| #164 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 14 |
| #648 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #444 | Frat Army FGF | 2 |
| #193 | Gaia beads | 19 |
| #265 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #78 | Mace of the Tortoise | 6 |
| #71 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 100 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #143 | Rock and Roll Legend | 14 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #286 | Wand of Nagamar | 20 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #129 | baconstone bracelet | 6 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2461 | badass belt | 20 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #464 | beer bong | 2 |
| #483 | beer helmet | 4 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #436 | bullet-proof corduroys | 4 |
| #530 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1254 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1080 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #77 | hamethyst bracelet | 3 |
| #117 | hamethyst necklace | 5 |
| #65 | massive sitar | 4 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |