| #71 | 1.21 jigawatts | 2 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #102 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 20 |
| #136 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #625 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #898 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #193 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 13 |
| #160 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 13 |
| #162 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 14 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #737 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #444 | Frat Army FGF | 2 |
| #192 | Gaia beads | 19 |
| #263 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #77 | Mace of the Tortoise | 6 |
| #71 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 100 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #143 | Rock and Roll Legend | 14 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #286 | Wand of Nagamar | 20 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #130 | baconstone bracelet | 6 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #462 | beer bong | 2 |
| #480 | beer helmet | 4 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #436 | bullet-proof corduroys | 4 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1253 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1079 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #77 | hamethyst bracelet | 3 |
| #116 | hamethyst necklace | 5 |
| #65 | massive sitar | 4 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #796 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |