| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #588 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 7 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #234 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,640 |
| #109 | CRIMBCO wine | 61 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #654 | Crimbo candied pecan | 14 |
| #810 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #663 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 13 |
| #43 | Crimbo pie | 113 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1393 | Crimbuck | 254 |
| #96 | DUFRESNE Suds | 93 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #365 | FDKOL hotcakes | 7 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #705 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 7 |
| #62 | angry inch | 5 |
| #137 | angst burger | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #237 | beavermouth | 2 |
| #175 | bread line | 5 |
| #255 | bread man | 2 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #19 | colossal free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #102 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #355 | corrupted data | 36 |
| #45 | donated booze | 586 |
| #115 | donated candy | 140 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1186 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #266 | flan del mar | 2 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #226 | fossilized limb | 47 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #240 | fossilized spike | 18 |
| #402 | fossilized torso | 10 |
| #366 | fossilized wing | 8 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #1030 | gingerbread bugbear | 20 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #126 | green drunki-bear | 4 |
| #174 | grilled mooseflank | 8 |
| #72 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #235 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #85 | hot watered rum | 12 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #11 | house-sized mushroom | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #423 | jerky coins | 47 |
| #2572 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #656 | nanite-infested candy cane | 19 |
| #146 | nanite-infested eggnog | 29 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #265 | nega-mushroom | 2 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #218 | oldcake | 2 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #85 | petit fortran | 6 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #384 | press-on ribs | 13 |
| #154 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #109 | red ale | 6 |
| #62 | red drunki-bear | 15 |
| #46 | runny fermented egg | 5 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #63 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #45 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 31 |
| #43 | stale cheer wine | 31 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #573 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #517 | trilobite fossil | 7 |
| #2442 | unstable laser battery | 14 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #453 | wind-up meatcar | 21 |
| #173 | yellow drunki-bear | 2 |
| #437 | yellow gummi ingot | 62 |
| #90 | yule gruel | 12 |