| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #157 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 13 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #842 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3009 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1516 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #2996 | badass belt | 15 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #920 | hobo nickel | 64 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #420 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |