| #23 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 5 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #385 | Ent cider | 19 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #495 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 4 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #399 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1017 | delicious salad | 15 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #22 | golden twig | 85 |
| #636 | green beer | 18 |
| #179 | guano coffee cup | 18 |
| #587 | ice-cold Willer | 60 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #448 | penguin skin | 114 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #171 | tortoise's blessing | 17 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |