| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #652 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #182 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #189 | dusty left fifth rib | 2 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #199 | dusty left third rib | 2 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #187 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1054 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #371 | marshmallow | 50 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #239 | party hat | 11 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #503 | roasted marshmallow | 50 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |