| #1116 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1047 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #858 | BGE shotglass | 8 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #713 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #683 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #638 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 14 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #528 | bone chips | 21 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #591 | buckyball | 8 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #161 | drum of tommy ammo | 2 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #723 | glowing red eye | 7 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #1971 | golden ring | 38 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #197 | peppermint tailings | 94 |
| #68 | petit fortran | 7 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #2159 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #116 | synthetic marrow | 3 |
| #701 | synthetic stuffing | 7 |
| #98 | the funk | 6 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #743 | unstable DNA | 62 |
| #2236 | unstable laser battery | 20 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |