| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #959 | Crimbuck | 714 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #120 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 3 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #22 | armgun | 340 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #551 | beer bomb | 18 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #473 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 7 |
| #1604 | brick | 10 |
| #78 | candy kneecapping stick | 20 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #425 | decaying goldfish liver | 7 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #262 | divine blowout | 50 |
| #439 | divine can of silly string | 5 |
| #286 | divine champagne popper | 11 |
| #316 | divine cracker | 10 |
| #310 | divine noisemaker | 30 |
| #591 | dry noodles | 65 |
| #783 | eggnog | 21 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #996 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #1199 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #237 | festive sausage | 10 |
| #77 | fire | 78 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #484 | flaming feather | 13 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #942 | fruitcake | 21 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #861 | gingerbread bugbear | 26 |
| #420 | gingerbread horror | 13 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #207 | holiday cheese log | 10 |
| #387 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #435 | nanite-infested candy cane | 33 |
| #224 | nanite-infested eggnog | 20 |
| #177 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 23 |
| #195 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 20 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #68 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #769 | unstable DNA | 59 |