| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #1264 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #958 | Crimbuck | 714 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #120 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 3 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1884 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #22 | armgun | 340 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #553 | beer bomb | 18 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #472 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 7 |
| #1607 | brick | 10 |
| #79 | candy kneecapping stick | 20 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #424 | decaying goldfish liver | 7 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #263 | divine blowout | 50 |
| #440 | divine can of silly string | 5 |
| #286 | divine champagne popper | 11 |
| #316 | divine cracker | 10 |
| #311 | divine noisemaker | 30 |
| #602 | dry noodles | 65 |
| #782 | eggnog | 21 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #997 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #1200 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #235 | festive sausage | 10 |
| #84 | fire | 78 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #484 | flaming feather | 13 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #943 | fruitcake | 21 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #861 | gingerbread bugbear | 26 |
| #421 | gingerbread horror | 13 |
| #467 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #984 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #206 | holiday cheese log | 10 |
| #389 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #435 | nanite-infested candy cane | 33 |
| #225 | nanite-infested eggnog | 20 |
| #176 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 23 |
| #196 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 20 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #76 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #67 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #768 | unstable DNA | 59 |