| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #141 | Bulky Buddy Box | 20 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #26 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 4 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #256 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #494 | doll house | 10 |
| #820 | dollhive | 7 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #169 | neutron lollipop | 2 |
| #17 | parasitic claw | 10 |
| #68 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #96 | radiation-resistant helmet | 16 |
| #360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #66 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 25 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #995 | spectre scepter | 31 |
| #202 | still-beating spleen | 2 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #43 | white page | 11 |