| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #238 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #12 | Humpty Dumplings | 6 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #11 | Lobster qua Grill | 50 |
| #51 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #94 | Red Pill | 4 |
| #472 | Schrödinger's thermos | 26 |
| #71 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #18 | Source terminal | 1 |
| #197 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #256 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 19 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #794 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #10 | Vial of jus de larmes | 50 |
| #238 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 9 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #452 | baggie of powdered sugar | 37 |
| #381 | banana | 12 |
| #78 | battered Crimbo Crate | 219 |
| #12 | beautiful soup | 50 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #871 | canteen of wine | 23 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #9 | eggman noodles | 50 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1052 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #214 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #854 | herringcello | 22 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1148 | knuckle sandwich | 7 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #10 | missing wine | 50 |
| #98 | mummy costume | 78 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #190 | pulsing flesh | 15 |
| #113 | pumpkinhead mask | 78 |
| #121 | rigid carapace | 25 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #314 | strange shiny disc | 14 |
| #1369 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #247 | twitching claw | 15 |
| #121 | unstable DNA | 421 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #13 | walrus ice cream | 50 |
| #77 | warbear officer requisition box | 11 |
| #55 | warbear requisition box | 111 |
| #97 | wolfman mask | 83 |